Chapter 2: Heartsville's Secrets -

connorthecreator · Lord of All Bump Whores

RE: Chapter 2: Heartsville's Secrets

Tsubia · Otaku

Roozu and atolie walk out of the changing room and over to link

Roozu: So link, You ever been to a water park before? are they fun?

Link: You've never been to a water park?

Roozu: no... I never really went outside the palace walls before, and i never had the cash when i was living alone...

Link: Wait, can you even swim?

Roozu: Swim? *Tilts head to the side* oh! Swim! I used to swim in the fountain at home all the time!

Link and Atolie look at Roozu then each other in confusion, Nero walks out of the changing room

Roozu: *Runs over to Nero* Nero! Wow... I had almost forgotten you were here, anyone else?

Atolie and Link shake they're heads yes

Nero: thats... *Sigh* not very nice..

Roozu: *Tilts head to the side* But you never ever talk! Your like a shadow in the night!

linksketchit · Otaku Admin

Roozu and Link walk off still talking about the water parks.

Link: I've never met someone who hasn't been at a water park.
Roozu: Well now you do. So tell me!
Link: Hmmm...well there are pools of course and there's also slides. they're filled with water....well some water. It flows through these tubes too.
Roozu: Oh...sounds pretty fun.
Link: Yeah. It's pretty fun. You know I've been through a lot of places and met lots of people....but...you're definately one of the most interesting people I've met.
Roozu: What do you?
Link: Well...for one you've never been to a water park.....also...you're a mink right?
Roozu: Uh...yeah...why?
Link: Never met a mink. ^^
Roozu: What's that mean?
Link: Nothing....anything else you want to know about water parks?

-- Edited by linksketchit on Wednesday 22nd of July 2009 02:46:55 PM

Tsubia · Otaku

konaa barges into the room like he owns the place(which he does)

konaa: 15 minutes till we land, get ready....^_^

asakura walks into the room wearing a laced pink 1 piece with an inner tube.

asakura: please find your seats, were about to land

asakura walks off into an unmarked room.

konaa: well i guess we got here sooner then expected ^_^

nero: so, where do we sit?

konaa: theres no need to sit down....*little hand bars pop out of the ceiling*...hold on tight please...

the plane goes into a sudden nose dive and everyone grabs for there bars.

roozu misses the bar and goes flying toward the back of the plane

roozu: i want off this ride!!!!

atolie: ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! this is why i don't like to fly!!!

Tsubia · Otaku

Roozu grabbed onto link almost pulling him back with her

Nero: Are all planes supposed to be like this?!?

Konaa: only mine! And don't forget! When flying, choose Wolf boy airlines! For the most enjoyable trip!

The plane stopped it seemed in to have landed in the chaos, roozu still holding onto link went flying forward crashing into him with a thump

Roozu: I'm not sure what hurt more... the nose dive or the sudden stop...
Atolie ran out of the planes door leaving everyone behind to slowly get off
Nero: I think I got whiplash... *He rubbed his neck*
Konaa: everyone ok? *He smiled holding his hand together like nothing had happened*
Roozu: *walks up to Konaa and holds him against the wall* I'm going to kill you!

Link and nero walked up behind Roozu and pulled her off Konaa

Link: We still need to get back to heartsville, you can't kill him yet.
Nero: exactly...
Konaa: Yet?!?

They walked out of the plane.

linksketchit · Otaku Admin

Link walks out of the plane and suddenly is dragged off with excitement by Roozu.

Konna: Well there go those two...anywho I'm off to sit by the pool and relax
Atolie: (That's all he seems to do) I'm going to go on one of these, come on Nero!

Roozu: OH WOW IT'S JUST LIKE YOU DISCRIBED!!
Link: eh heh heh...yeah. You wanna go on one?
Roozu: Uh...s...sure..
Link: What's the matter?
Roozu: well I'm a little scared...you see I can't swim all that great and soo....
Link: ah ok...then let's go on that one!

Link points to one of the slides where two people are going in at a time with a small rubber raft for two.

Roozu: Oh neat! I think I couldn't handle it. Ok let's go!
Link: Ok.

The two head off towards the attraction and stand in line for a couple of minutes.

Konna: Yes two pina colada virgins and I would like to have the two suits reserved for later, also make a reservation for the restraunt down the street. Thanks.
Waiter: uh...I can't do all that you'd have to speak with our anager...

Konna lowers his glasses to look at the man in the eyes

Konna: Ok you tell your manager that the owner wants to speak with him
Waiter: OH! SORRY SIR!! Right Away!

The waiter rushes off in a panic

Konna: ha ha! I love doing that...oh hey there's Link and Roozu...
Asakura: (Why must you always do that)

Konna waves but fails to catch their attention

Asakura: It seems those two are getting to know each other better
Konna: It almost looks like they're a couple doesn't it?
Asakura: I wouldn't go that far...

Finally it's Link and Roozu's turn to go down the ride. Link Smiles at Roozu

Link: You ready?

Tsubia · Otaku

Roozu takes a deep breath

Roozu: Yes... I think...
Link: Its ok no need to worry

A man working there smiled at link

Worker: Your girlfriend scared to go on?
Roozu: Hey I'm not his girlfriend!
Worker: Sure... *He let the two Anthro's through to the slide* Good luck...

Roozu scuried onto to the raft quickly, link follow... more slowly...

Roozu: I think I'm going to throw up...
Worker: Bye Bye *He pulled a lever, Link and Roozu go sliding down the water slide*

Roozu's face looked terrified but she some how kept herself from screaming like a little girl...

Link: Are you ok! *The wind pushing his fur back*
Roozu: Define "OK"!
Link: Don't worry No one gets hurts on these things! (Well most of the time...)
Roozu: *Her ears went back* You do realize who's water park this is?!
Link: Oh crap...

There was a thump under the raft and roozu went flying holding onto Link in fear of what might happen next

Link: Relax... he wouldn't let anyone get hurt, he could get sued!

Link and Roozu went flying off the slide into a pool of water, roozu still holding onto to link for her life, both eyes closed ready for something bad to happen

Link: Roozu its over...
Roozu: *she opened one eye and looked around, then she went back and grabbed link* I never knew... something could be terrifying and fun at the same time...
Link: Its ok it all over now... *He smiled* you can let go...
Roozu: I can't feel any of my limbs....
Link: Ok c'mon... *He swam to the side of the pool with Roozu in... Arm?*

Link got out of the pool almost carrying Roozu

Link: Are you ok?

Roozu tried to stand on her own, she would've fell over if it wasn't for link catching her, he picked her up and started to carry her

Roozu: I'm sorry... I can't feel my legs... Or any other part of me for that matter....

connorthecreator · Lord of All Bump Whores

konaa looks over at roozu and link.

konaa: went on the rafts eh?

roozu: ye... yes...very scary...

konaa: ya, my magic eight ball helped me design it!

link: typical...

konaa: whats that supposed to mean...... , eh never mind.... so why are you carrying roozu like that*konaa leans and puts hand over mouth*

link: its not, i mean to say..eh..well...*link drops roozu*

roozu: ow... that hurt...

asakura: konaa stop messing around with them....i think your embarrassing them...

konaa:your right *snaps fingers twice* link,pick roozu back up....

roozu stumbles to her feet.

roozu:stop ordering everyone around like you own the place!!

konaa:but i do...*fake frown*

roozu puts an arm around link to gain her balance.

Roozu: that might be true but..still...

konaa:*points to another ride* well lets go on that one!

the ride konaa points to has a sign that says "crash landing"

konaa: i think you'll like this one..its 1 of my own design..

link and roozu:hell no!!!

konaa:but it'll be fun!

(several minutes of wining and dragging later..)

konaa,link,roozu,and asakura sit down in a 4 person canoe.

link:i just know i'm going to regret this....

roozu:i know what you mean..i get the same feeling every time i'm around this guy...

konaa:* a title wave is produced behind them* if you stick any limbs out.. you'll loose them..^_^

roozu trys to get out but is stopped by a safety bar and BOOM the wave hits the canoe sending it flying down a steep waterfall*

konaa: wooh!!

asakura: ahhh!!

link: oh ****..

roozu: i want out of here!!!

the canoe goes through several loops and upside down couple time then makes an Immediate stop and knocks the wind out of link and roozu(who weren't expecting it).

konaa damn that was fun!* lift safety bar up and walks off back to the pool with asakura.

link and roozu get off and they sit down,roozu starts licking her fur trying to dry it

Link: Are minks in the feline family?

Roozu: nope rodent squirrels,weasels,etc

(mean while)

asakura: well that was fun ^_^

konaa: i can't get enough of the stupid face link makes when he's scared!

asakura: *hits konaa* don't be mean!

konaa: sorry..

linksketchit · Otaku Admin

Link sits with his arms wrested on his lap and hands dropped down

Link: Ah well next we should do something a little less hazardful.

Both Link and Roozu look at Konna who is smiling while fanning himself. Link droops his head

Link: On second thought let's just go into the pool.
Roozu: Eh...ok. But what ever happened to Arie and Nero?

All a sudden the wind blows and Konna stands up

Konna: DID'T YOU HEAR!!??

Everyone looks at Konna at this point wondering what will spew out of his mouth at this point

Konna: Our dear friends fell ill on the plane and suddenly fainted, or we thought they fainted. Apparently they slipped into a rare coma and are being taken care of at a hospital...that I happen to own. And so they may not be joining us for a while!! OHH!!!

Konna sways with a wrist to his head and suddenly the screen is torn through

Link: >o< WHAT THE HELL KIND OF BULL IS THAT!!! IS THAT THE BEST STORY YOU CAN THINK OF!? ALL A SUDDEN THEY SLIPPED INTO A COMA! WHO THE HELL WRITES THIS CRAP!! O____O EH.....

*tapes the screen back together*

Link: Oh wow a coma? That's strange. Ok well at least we know they're safe.....they are safe? It's not a crazy hospital like this *air quotes* "ORDINARY" water park is it!?
Konna: Of course I wouldn't do that to our friends!
Roozu: Ah that's good. Link you want to go into the pool now?
Link: Huh...oh sure ^^

The two leave and suddenly Konna makes a call on his expensive looking cell phone nad whispers something quick then hangs up

Asakura: V___V Don't tell me you actually did book them into a wierd amusement park hospital!
Konna: *waving his fan* no no just checking the stocks! ^_^;;

Link and Roozu reach the pool and jump in together....in the shallow end

Roozu: ^w^;; I'm sorry if I'm taking you away from you're fun in the deep end.....I can't swim all that well....
Link: I know...don't worry. As long as we have fun I don't mind ^^

Suddenly Konna smiles and pulls out a remote

Konna: >D EHEEHEEHEEHEEE!!!!!

He is then chopped to the back of the neck by Asakura and drops the remote

Konna: YOU NEVER LET ME HAVE FUN!
Asakura: What is it that we had in that last ride? Let them relax.
Konna: *crossing arms* FINE!

-- Edited by linksketchit on Monday 3rd of August 2009 12:48:31 PM

connorthecreator · Lord of All Bump Whores

konaa lazily sits back and watches link and roozu play

konaa: sure i can't press the button?..

asakura: no,you can't press the button...

konaa:T_T ok...

konaa walks off into the hotel near the pool

asakura: where you going?

konaa: gona go watch some tv,do alittle research on that mountain of gold...

asakura: ok..good luck with that..don't catch on fire..

konaa: hehehe..your joking right?

asakura:no....

konaa: *goes down on all 4s and starts to weep* you really don't trust me...its almost heart breaking!

asakura: ya,ya..get over it...

konaa gets back up and starts to walk off

konaa: eh, you got a point..

konaa gets into the hotel locates the floor he reserved and starts to watch T.V. while using a laptop

-- Edited by connorthecreator on Monday 3rd of August 2009 02:09:05 PM

connorthecreator · Lord of All Bump Whores

Roozu looked at link

Roozu: Was He serious about the whole "slipping into a coma" thing?
Link: Maybe.. well I hope not...

Roozu smiled

Roozu: Link, I've been wondering this for a while... How old are you? *she tilted her head to the side*
Link: 16, (I can't believe she's asking this...) oh by the way, how old are you?
Roozu: *She stuck out her fingers and started counting* 14!
Link: and when did you leave home!?!
Roozu: umm I think I was 10...
Link: (so..young?) wow...

roozu started rubbing her eyes

Link: You ok?
Roozu: exactly how much chlorine do they put in the water?
Link: Not used to so much chlorine?
Roozu: are you kidding?!? Its a new concept to me!
Link: *He laughed a bit* want to go get the chlorine out of your eyes?
Roozu: Yes please...

roozu got out of the pool and walked to the bathroom

Roozu: such a hassle... *she flushed her eyes with water, a group of girls walked into the bathroom*
girl 1: did you hear about that princess!? Roozu Yoshihiko i think it was, She left because she was trailed for the murder of the king and queen, poor thing!
Girl 2: Poor thing? I bet she actually did it!
Girl 3: And I bet she's already dead!

Roozu turned around and slapped one of the girls

Girl 3: What the hell was that for!?!
Roozu: you don't know who your talking to, You should be on your knee's begging forgiveness *she popped her knuckles then her neck* Roozu Yoshihiko last heir to the Yoshihiko kingdom!
Girl 2: *she stood up* I don't care who you are! I'm going to rip your eyes out!

the girl lunged at roozu, roozu took a step sideways and pushed the girl past her, her friend picked her up and ran out the door, roozu walked back to the pool returning to link

Link: everything ok?
Roozu: yep! So link,about gold mountain, what do we do afterwards? if we make it that far...

-- Edited by linksketchit on Thursday 6th of August 2009 12:56:19 AM

linksketchit · Otaku Admin

Link looks at Roozu and leans in to whisper in her ear

Link: I'd rather not talk about it out in the open like this. Someone might be listening in and we can't have that can we?

Roozu simply shakes her head.

Link: So did you want to go on another water slide or do anything else?
Roozu: Well to tell you the truth I think I'm too afraid of going on another water slide. I'm afraid Konna has some remote control to this whole place that he can turn a simple slide into a disaster.

Meanwhile at the Hotel

Konna: DAMN IT!! HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE MY CRAPPY LAPTOP TO DOWNLOAD THIS PO....wait....my ears are burning....and......AAAAACHOOO!!!! PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT ME!! WHO COULD IT OOOH IT'S FINISHED!!! ^w^

Back at the water park

Link: You may be right....How about we soak up some sun and just relax?
Roozu: Ok. The chlorine is really getting to me.

The two step out of the pool and begin to walk towards where Asakura is sitting.

connorthecreator · Lord of All Bump Whores

(In the hotel)

konaas looking through a telescope watching link and roozu.

konaa: nows my chance..

konaa presses a button causing the floor to move up like a platform and then a giant water slide to appear in front of it right under roozu and links feet.

link:oh great..

roozu:damn you!!!

a hand comes out of the platform and pushes link and roozu down the slide sending them going 40 mph down into a pool with konaas picture tiled at the bottom

konaa:*sticks head out window* hahahaha!!!!!

Link and roozu "safely" land in the pool then the konaa picture creates a whirlpool,sucks them up then spits them out in front of asakura.

asakura: didn't i say "not" to push the button....

konaa:T_T it was too good of an opportunity....

asakura: *roles eyes* whatever...

Tsubia · Otaku

Roozu still on shock gripped the cement putting her nails in it

Roozu: H...hey... asakura... wha... wha... oh dear god... *her head was spinning she could barely talk*

asakura looked at roozu

Asakura: is she ok? *whispering to link*
link: I think... Maybe... *he was still recovering from the shock*

*Konaa in the hotel room sticking his head out the window*

Konaa: I should add that to the attractions... *he snapped his finger and a shy looking mouse girl anthro came running* get them working on the pool trap as a attraction
Mouse secretary: y...yes sir... *she wrote something down on a notepad and started to walk out the door*
Konaa: oh! and get me a popsicle, make sure it the blue kind with the diamond studded stick!
Mouse secretary: yes sir I'll get someone on that right away...

the mouse girl ran out the door, roozu, link and asakura watch all of this happen from the ground

asakura: he abuses his power way to much...
Link: true..
Roozu: yep...