chapter 1: the thing about anthros... -

linksketchit · Otaku Admin

RE: chapter 1: the thing about anthros...

sister ray00 · Omega Admin Boss

atolie smile briefly at neros comment before sneezing.she wasnt sick. in fact she wasnt sure what any of that was all about.that wouldnt stop her. she felt as if she could take the world, and she had some silent,****y yet charming art theif with her.the art part worried her a bit. atolie wanted golems so bad that her research led her to belive that the conecting mechanisms and outer shell were art thems selves.she felt the fluid way they move as opposed to the more modern golem replicas,mecha, were also an art of motion. but there was no time to worry about that.

atolie:oh i almost forgot

she scurried into the bathroom to her pile of clothing. out from which she pulled a small deringer one-shot pistol, a security blanket if any thing. it had nothing special to it besides it was small enough to hide in her bodice without being noticed.she took a deeper look into the ruby on her necklace.there seemed to be nothing special about it from its looks,besides how amazingly perfect the cut looks.the man she got it from said it had the ability to operate golems like a car key.so she must have it.finaly she was ready to go.

atolie:come on, we are going to be late.

she dragged the poor captive on the way to the party more or less excited to find some information on the golem in this town.

linksketchit · Otaku Admin

Link arrives at the dusty and old looking town of Dyluk

Link: Man. I feel like I just stepped into an old western. Ah well.

Link clicks a button on his watch and suddenly a digital picture is displayed of the pendant he was to retrieve.

Link: Hmmm. . . nothing seems that special about this thing. But I guess a job is a job.

Suddenly a voice is heard from the distance

Voice: HEY GET BACK HERE AND CHECK IN!!

Link looks confused. and then realizes he's being chased by two guards and he starts to run away, running a little faster than the guards and he actually outruns the guards and looks behind him to make sure and suddenly bumps into a girl and somewhat stumbles as he looks back again to sees a girl with blond hair and with a unique looking outfit and suddenly a shine from the girls' neck catches Link's eyes and he suddenly stops and stares at the shining item.

Link: What. . . what is that?

sister ray00 · Omega Admin Boss

needless to say atolie a irate with yet another rude person in this rat hole of a town.she picks herself off the ground and starts dusting the dirt of the town off of her.she speaks in seething and sarcastic tones.

atolie:no its all right im OK...no you don't have to pay for my dress to be cleaned its a rental...oh i was in hurry too...BUT AT LEAST I DIDN'T RUN INTO ANY ONE!

she scoped him staring at her chest.she couldn't believe him.after assaulting her,the pervert stares and asks 'what is that' as if he didn't know.she landed a swift blow to the bridge of his nose.

atolie:HEY EYES UP HERE BUDDY!!!

she was filled with more rage then meeting up with Nero in front of the bar.if a pillar was nearby she would have beaten the man in to a smoldering pile of ash caused from the fire of her unbridled wrath he was about unchain.realizing the rouse she almost blew before the party.,she clung to Nero with an award winning fake sob.

atolie:honey could you please deal with this pervert before he gets any ideas?

Yuri Shibuya · Senpai

Nero sighed and wrapped and arm around Atoile protectively. Not even in the fake way she was sobbing on him but rather a true need to protect her. Not that she was weak or anything but... It was undescribable to him.

Nero: Hey there buddy... Like she said, keep your eyes up. I'd rather not get into a confrontation because you want to look at my wife's chest.

His eyes bore into the other male's burning with anger. Slight amusement shone through the anger. The male wondered just what the female would do at being called his wife. Either way, he was going to protect her wiether she wanted him to or not.

linksketchit · Otaku Admin

Suddenly Link's eyes grow large and then he starts to burst out laughing

Link: Bwahahaha!
Nero: What's so funny, pervert!
Link's suddenly gets serious
Link: Look I'm not a pervert. I just happen to notice the necklace your uh. . . wife is wearing.

Link presses a button on his watch and the picture of the pendant comes up as a hologrom. Both Nero and Atolie look at it and then back at the stranger. And suddenly he is hit on the bridge of the nose again.

Link: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE PEOPLE OF THIS TOWN?
Nero: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Atolie: YEAH WHEN DID YOU TAKE THIS PICTURE AND WHERE WAS I?
Link: What the. . . I didn't take this picture it was a file transferred to me by someone. Listen the pendant on your necklace, it has powers that are unbelievable and certainly no one like you should be taking hold of it.

sister ray00 · Omega Admin Boss

atolie pulled another punch,but instead felt like yelling some more.she spoke with a real anger about a fake love.

atolie:HEY LISTEN!!!my husband gave me this pendant for our anniversary a year ago.there is nothing special about it besides it was a gift from my nero's heart.

she hugged on to Nero and felt him ridged.he seemed like he would attack if needed to be.she fought back any kind of smug smile that would throw off their guise of being a married couple.she looked beck at the picture.

atolie:wait! you aren't a pervert,YOU'RE A PERVERT STALKER!!!!!!!

she returned to clinging to nero

Yuri Shibuya · Senpai

Nero's jaw muscules tenced up greatly as he tried to control himself. With a few deep breaths his calm demenor returned and he let out a small, smug smile. He let out a purr of content and started escorting Atoile away from the other male.

Nero: Keep away from her... I may just have to bring to big guns out.

He let a twisted smile cover his lips as he walked by the male but it soon turned back into the charming on he wore around Atoile. The male neko kept his arms around the female neko and purred again, only this time in slight happyness. He looked don at he and shook his head.

Nero: You are going to cause me more trouble then needed aren't you Atoile?

-- Edited by Yuri Shibuya on Friday 22nd of May 2009 12:40:20 PM

-- Edited by Yuri Shibuya on Friday 22nd of May 2009 12:40:35 PM

connorthecreator · Lord of All Bump Whores

(at the party:7:00 pm)

konaa:just about to start...the guest should be here soon..is everything ready?

maid:yes...

konaa:ok please great the guests.

konaa walks along and waits for the guests to arrive.

linksketchit · Otaku Admin

Link suddenly shouts at the couple with his arms crossed

Link: HEY!!

The two flintch

Nero: crap crap we're in trouble!
Atolie: shat up! shat up! He'll hear you!!

The two twitchingly turn around and face Link again with fake smiles

Atolie + Nero: Yeees??
Link: If you two are so lovey dovey they why don't you prove it with a kiss?
Nero: (SCORE!)
Atolie: (NOOOOOO)
Link: Well?

sister ray00 · Omega Admin Boss

atolie chirped up to her escort in a sort of happy voice, no sign of crying.

atolie: i don't know what you are talking about...trouble just has a way of finding me.

she stood cold when she heard the newcomer call out to her again.she turned and he barked out some orders.she could have done it, but there was no real point.if you give a pervert a cookie...

atolie:why don't you kiss my boots and get lost.we don't need to prove our love to some two bit stalker...listen to my words, you have no chance with me. i love my Nero.

my Nero.the words just flowed.naturally.acting couldn't be much more easier for her.she wish she had a little more to work with her date but she couldn't complain,he was acting the part as much as he needed to be.

Tsubia · Otaku

Roozu: hmmm i guess its almost time for the party...*she said blankly eating a peice of bread she stole* oh well...

Roozu put down the bread and on her dress and fixed her hair so she'd look representible

Roozu: if i get caught it may get violent...

she then slipped a dagger her family had previously owned onto the strap on her upper leg, if they checked there she could call for help scream pervert and get away with it, then she packed her bags and put her dress on then set out for the edge of the town.

Roozu: (bye bye you dusty old town!) *she arived on the edge of the town hid her bag and walked to the party trying not to kick up dust*

3 minutes later she arrived and flashed her invite at the guard

Roozu: here's my invite may i enter *shy said trying to look helpless and suductive convincing him not to check her for any weapons*

Guard: *trying hold back a nose bleed* ummm...*he looked at the girl* umm yes you may enter...*as the girl left he called the owner*

Guard (on the phone): I would like to alert of a woman entering the house, She looked rather...

konaa:rather what???...oh forget and just do what you werte hired to.

Konaa thinks for a moment.

konaa:did anyone suspisius come through?

guard:not yet...

the girl entered taking in her suroundings

noticing the pervert from earlier today she hid behind the corner peiring over at him

linksketchit · Otaku Admin

Link just looked on blankly thinking of what to say next and he takes a couple of steps forward.

Nero: Don't step any closer! I don't want to get physical with you!
Link: Hey I just wanted to check the pendant again. Maybe I could be mistaken. . . .
Atole: Yeah so you can steal it!
Nero: I'll not allow it!
Link: Look I may be a thief but I'm not about to just steal things from innocent people. . . . well. . . you know not right in front of their eyes. I jsut want to check that pendant just to see if I've been mistaken.

Nero and Atole just look at the stranger as he suddenly lifts his hand for a hand shake.

connorthecreator · Lord of All Bump Whores

A gaint blimp goes through the sky all of a sudden on the side it says "party starting in 20 minutes!"

sister ray00 · Omega Admin Boss

atolie was getting worried.she didn't want to lose the pendant so close to finding a golem.Nero would fight for her for the moment, or maybe not.he made a lot of threats but hasn't acted like he would follow through.she almost forgot the fact that her escort is a thief too and that he was in this for his own reasons and that she might have to cross blades with him.she knew that she couldnt seduce him, if not for his strong but silent will then it would be her lack of tact.a flaw she was well aware of but felt it was her style.she held closer to nero.

atolie:but how do i know if you are telling the truth? i mean there is no honer amung you thieves...you will probubly snatch my necklace when we take your hand, and cop a feel too.

she looked up at the large floating orb of light.this was the pefect moment.she yanked on her 'love's' sleve franticly

atolie:hunny what time is it?

nero

cut off*

atolie:oh dear we are going to be late for our own party.how rude of us...

she tugs nero away and to the party doors.it was a magnificent mansion that seem very clean,making it seem even more out of place in this dusty dirty run down town. a pair of well dressed guards stood out side of the compond.atolie took out her intivation.

atolie:i am professor susan gato. and this is my husband doctor nathanial gato.

the gaurd frowneed as he looked at the list

guard: i dont see your name here.i see his-

atolie:oh thats because we just got married two days ago.my maiden name is yammark.

he checks the list again then waves them through.

moments later outside the castle a dragonfly woman lands on the ground in gold and white techno-armor.she pulls off her matching helmet with a pink visor/heads up display and let down her long golden hair.she walked up to the men.

dragonfly:i am the amazing robotist professor susan yamark

she said it with self dignifying authority.she fought back the magnificent urge to strike a pose while announcing her self.one of the guards looked at the list,looked up at the woman then at the other guard then back to her.

guard:I'm sorry but it appears you have already entered

Susan:w-what? who would dare pose as the great Susan yamark and attend the same party as me!!!!

guard:you *ahem* I'm sorry you cant not enter...you are not on the list.

the raging professor pulls out a hilt and a energy whip extend from it.she start flailing it about frantically.she yell sat the top of her lungs.

Susan: GET HER OUT HERE NOW,I WILL RIP HER TO SHREDS!!THERE WILL BE NO SOLACE FOR HER!!!

guard 2:you are going to desist or we will be forced to use...er...force

the robotist stopped her rampage.he retracted the beam whip then put the weapon away.she smirked then laughed slightly.

Susan:that's right he is displaying golems tonight...you would need more then a few golems to take me down.will you pass this message to your master: there is a fake yamark in your court, and the real one will not forget the rudeness of his subordinates.

she put the helmet back on and shot into the sky leaving them only a blast of hot air.the two guard looked at each other

guard: are we going to tell him?

guard 2: heck no! did you hear how she dissed us?

guard: i guess you are right

Tsubia · Otaku

The girl kept cover as she saw the gunslinger from earlier enter then her heart stopped

Roozu:(this isen't happening!)

Then a man walked up behind her

Maboni: hello i'm maboni Sudeoko, Are you ok? you look like you've seen a ghost *he laughed*

Roozu: *her heart stopped again when she turned around and looked at the handsome man and the docter for the Royal family* (Maboni!)

the girl tried to pull herself

Roozu: Hello maboni...its Roozu... *she smiled faintly twiddling her thumbs*

Maboni: What! *he quieted down into a whisper* Roozu your still alive? there were rumors that you had been killed! *the man got down on one knee and hugged the girl*

Roozu: I'm fine, but i need some help quickly

Maboni: Ok but promise you'll come back soon

Roozu: I'm aloud to come back? i thought they ecused me of killing my parents?

Maboni: of course! your charges were cleared! they found the real killer! so what do you need?

Roozu: ok see that woman over there? *she pointed to the Neko gunslinger*

Maboni: yes...Don't tell me you stole from her?

Roozu: no, she caught me red handed...but anyway she's after the Royal golem I need your help!

Maboni: as long as its nothing Illegal...

Roozu: thanks i just need you to cover for me until i can get to the back room

Maboni: so your asking me to be your date?

Roozu: petty much. Please Maboni! *she put on a cute inocent face*

Maboni: ok fine...but what about your fiance?

Roozu: i thought the marage was cut off becuase my parents died?

Maboni: nope he says he's still in love with you, he would folow you to the ends of the earth that kind of thing...he even sent some miletary officers out for you!

Roozu: i'll deal with all family related matters when i come back, tell them I'm still alive i will return as soon as i posibly can and Maboni please take over all federal and political affairs for me until i return *she took the mans arm and they started walking*

The crowd swayed as they looked at the couple wondering what he was doing with such a young woman

Roozu: (Maboni your a life savor!)

connorthecreator · Lord of All Bump Whores

Konaa:are all the guests here?

guard:no, there are still 20 people not here.

konaa:*sigh*ok...did you see anyone ..strange try to come through?

guard:not that i can remember.

konaa sits there bored,waiting for people to arrive.

konaa:did you send out the blimps?

guard:yes.

konaa gets even more bored.

linksketchit · Otaku Admin

Link is left with his hand extended and then puts it down. He looks around and notices alot of people are dressed up for a dusty type of town.

Link: Hmmmm. . . . how formal is this party?

Link looks up and sees a blimp showing a message

. . . .ALL INVITED GUESTS PLEASE HURRY TO THE PARTY! WE ARE WAITING JUST FOR YOU AND DON'T FORGET THE THEME IS FORMAL DRESS ONLY!!

Link: Well that answers my question. I guess I'm going to have to go to this party to investigate that pendant some more.

Link looks around and sees a man walking with an invitation in his hand.

Link: Hmmm. . . guess it's time for some dirty work.

Link runs up to the man

Link: Excuse me sir!
Man: Um. . . yes?
Link: Just where are you headed? Let me see that paper. . . .
Link snatches the paper out of the large man's hands.
Man: H-Hey!
Link: Aha! You are not dressed properly for this party, look at you, no tie! And are those sandles? Oh no this will not do! Please go change and I'll be here waiting with your invitation.
Man: Oh. . . uh. . . ok!

The man wonders off and Link stands there shocked.

Link: that. . . was. . . easy! He must be the town idiot or something. Well time to change.

Link runs to an alley and hits a button on his watch and out pops different people's holograms. He switches through them and finds a well dressed rabbit man and presses the button again. Link suddenly is disquised as the rabbit man with a suite and tie and all.

Link: Ok time to crash this party. I've got to make sure I move right or my disguise is blown!

Link starts walking off slowly towards the direction the blimps are flying back to. He finally arives at a huge mansion and is dumbfounded how such a nice mansion can be in this town. He walks closer and sees there are two guards at the door.

Link: Well here goes everything.

Link walks up to the guards and shows them the invitation

Link: Hello chaps. Yes I believe I've been invited to this fine establishment.
Guard 1: uh. . . ok. NAME?
Link: Ah! Yes. . . Mr. (crap never thought of a name. what could that guy's name be. . .) Kensington
Guard1: Ok have a great time Tom!
Link: eh? Oh yes! Yes that's my name, Tom kensington.
Guard 2: Boy you've lost weight!
Link: eh. . .yes! Thank you. I'm on a water diet as of late. . .
Guard 2: Haha why you talking so formal? Don't worry just cuz I'm the guard doesn't mean you gotta talk formal to me.
Link: Oh. Well yeah. . I know. Just thought I'd uh. . . try since this place is so fancy heh heh
Guard 2: Ah well have fun man!
Link: I will!

Link lurks past the guards almost expecting to be caught and makes it into the mansion.

Tsubia · Otaku

As the girl walked with the man she notices the increasing number of guests

Roozu: I'm very sorry you had to do this maboni *she whispered to him under her breath*

Maboni: this might not end as well as hoped... *he pointed to the gunslinger approaching*

Roozu: Don't worry we can talk our way out of this...and if not you can use your gun

Maboni: So you Noticed, sharp as Ever Ms.Roozu

Roozu: Just be ready to fire...

the neko girl had come fully to a stop in front of them holding her date next to her

Roozu: (who's that?)

connorthecreator · Lord of All Bump Whores

konaa looks at the guards.

konaa:well send out the second set of blimps.

guard:yes sir.

konaa looks out and notices the gunsliger from earlier and the girl she was trying to catch.

konaa:well....i guess they must have got in via stolen identity...why does somthing like this happen at every party i host..T.T...

konaas black and red komono gets tugged.

konaa:what do you want?

konaa looks down and sees a small catgirl(around 7-10) looking up at him.

catgirl:its too loud out here!

konaa:well maybe your too well of hearing..

catgirl:or maybe your an idiot...

konaa:hey!

catgirl:oh forget it!...

the cat girls grabs the string holding his komono together and pulls.

konaa:what! wait no!!

the catgirl lets out a loud scream alerting all the guests.

catgirll:ahh!! he's trying to do ero things to me!!

the catgirl gives a glare as to say (take that you bastard!)

konaa:ahh!! no!! um!! i can explain!!!

link,roozu,altolie,and nero: nows my chance!

the crowd looks at konaa waiting for his explanation.

konaa:she undid my kamono!! i mean!! ahh!!! umm...look a human!!

konaa runs off while everyone looks.

konaa(i'll kill you asakura!!!)

Asakura:hehehe..